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The following is a complete list of alternate versions of the English-language theme song, "Ride on the Magic School Bus".

==''The Magic School Bus''==

<tabber>Full version (1994–1997)=
:'''Valerie Frizzle:'''
:''Seat'' <nowiki/>''belts, everyone!'' 
:<nowiki/>'''Arnold:'''
:''Please l''<nowiki/>''et this be a normal field trip.'' 
:'''Wanda:'''
:''With the Friz!?''
:'''Kids''''':''
:''No way!'' 
:'''Arnold:''''' Ohh!'' 
:''(song begins)''
:
:'''Little Richard:'''
:Cruising on down Main Street,
:you're relaxed and feeling good
:'''Kids:'''
:Yeah!
:'''Little Richard:'''
:Next thing that you know, you're seein'...
:'''Valerie Frizzle:'''
:Wa-ha-ha-hoo!
:
:'''All:'''
:An Octopus in the neighborhood? 
:'''Little Richard:'''
:Surfing on a soundwave,
:Swinging through the stars, ('''Ralphie, Wanda, and Carlos:''' ''Yee-ha!'')
:Take a left at your intestine,
:Take your second right past Mars
:
:'''All:'''
:On the Magic School Bu-us,
:'''Little Richard:'''
:Navigate a nostril ('''Ralphie:''' Achoo!)''
:
:'''All:'''
:Climb on the Magic School Bus,
:'''Little Richard:'''
:Spank a plankton too ('''Wanda:''' Take that!)
:'''All:'''
:On our Magic School Bus,
:'''Little Richard'''
:Raft a river of lava!
:
:'''All:''' On the Magic School Bus,
:'''Little Richard:'''
: It's such a fine thing to do! ('''Kids:''' ''Whoa!'') 
:'''Little Richard:'''
:So strap your bones right to the seat
:Come on in and don't be shy ('''Tim:''' C'mon!)
:Just to make your day complete,
:You might get baked into a pie!
:
:'''All:'''
:On the Magic School Bu-us
:'''Little Richard:'''
:''Step inside, it's a wilder ride!''
:Come on!
:'''All:'''
:Ride on the Magic School Bus!
:
:''(beep-beep-beep-beep)''
|-|
Syndicated version (1998–2002)=
:'''Little Richard:''' 
:Cruising on down Main Street, 
:you're relaxed and feeling good
:'''Kids:''' 
:Yeah!
:'''Little Richard:'''
:Next thing that you know, you're seein'...
:'''All:'''
:Octopus in the neighborhood?
:'''Little Richard:'''
:Surfing on a soundwave,
:Swinging through the stars, ('''Ralphie, Wanda, and Carlos:''' ''Yee-ha!'')
:Take a left at your intestine,
:Take your second right past Mars
:
:'''All:'''
:On the Magic School Bu-us,
:'''Little Richard:'''
:Navigate a nostril ('''Ralphie:''' Achoo!)''
:
:'''All:''':Climb on the Magic School Bus,
:'''Little Richard:'''
:Spank a plankton too ('''Wanda:''' Take that!)
:'''All:'''
:On our Magic School Bus,
:'''Little Richard'''
:Raft a river of lava!
:'''All''': Ride on the Magic School Bus!
:''(beep-beep-beep-beep)''
</tabber>

==''The Magic School Bus Rides Again''==
<tabber>Full version (2017–2020)=
:<nowiki/><nowiki/>'''Fiona Frizzle:'''
:''Seat belts, everyone!'' 
:<nowiki/>'''Arnold:'''
:''Please l''<nowiki/>''et this be a normal field trip.'' 
:'''Dorothy Ann:'''
:''With the Friz?''
:'''Kids:'''
:''No way!'' 
:'''Arnold:''''' Aww!'' 
:''(song begins)''
:
:'''Lin-Manuel Miranda:'''
:Cruising on down Main Street, you're relaxed and feeling good
:'''Kids:'''
:Oh!
:'''Lin-Manuel Miranda:'''
:Next thing that you know, you're seeing...
:'''Fiona Frizzle:'''
:(Wahoo!)
:'''All:'''
:''What?'' An octopus in the neighborhood? 
:'''Lin-Manuel Miranda:'''
:Surfing on a soundwave,
:swinging through the stars, ('''Keesha:''' ''Yee-ha!'')
:take a left at your intestine,
:take your second right past Mars
:
:'''All:'''
:On the Magic School Bus,
:'''Lin-Manuel Miranda'''
:Navigate a nostril ('''Carlos:''' Achoo!)
:(kids scream)
:'''All:'''
:Climb on the Magic School Bus,
:'''Lin-Manuel Miranda:'''
:Spank a plankton too ('''Jyoti:''' Take that!)
:'''All'''
:On our Magic School Bus,
:'''Lin-Manuel Miranda:''':Raft a river of lava
:     
:'''All'''
:On the Magic School Bus,
:'''Lin-Manuel Miranda:'''
:It's such a fine thing to do! ('''Kids:''' ''Whoa!'') 
:'''Lin-Manuel Miranda:'''
:So strap your bones right to the seat
:Come on in and don't be shy
:Just to make your day complete,
:you might get baked into a pie
:
:'''All:'''
:On the Magic School Bu-us
:'''Lin-Manuel Miranda:'''
:''Step inside, it's a wilder ride!''
:'''Lin-Manuel Miranda:'''
:Come on!
:'''All:'''
:Ride on the Magic School Bus!
:
:''(beep-beep-beep-beep)''
|-|
Trailer version (2017)=
:'''Fiona Frizzle''': ''Class, as my big sister always says, "Bus, DO YOUR STUFF!"''
:'''Lin-Manuel Miranda''': Cruisin' on down main street,
:(beep-beep-beep-beep)
:'''Lin-Manuel Miranda''': You're relaxed and feeling good, 
:next thing that you know, you're seeing...
:'''Kids:''' ''A MONSTER!''
:'''Fiona Frizzle''': ''I love it!''
:'''Lin-Manuel Miranda''': Surfin' on a soundwave
: Swingin' through the stars (Jyoti: ''Awesome!'')
</tabber>
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