The following is a complete list of alternate versions of the English-language theme song, "Ride on the Magic School Bus".
The Magic School Bus
- Valerie Frizzle:
- Seat belts, everyone!
- Arnold:
- Please let this be a normal field trip.
- Wanda:
- With the Friz!?
- Kids:
- No way!
- Arnold: Ohh!
- (song begins)
- Little Richard:
- Cruising on down Main Street,
- you're relaxed and feeling good
- Kids:
- Yeah!
- Little Richard:
- Next thing that you know, you're seein'...
- Valerie Frizzle:
- Wa-ha-ha-hoo!
- All:
- An Octopus in the neighborhood?
- Little Richard:
- Surfing on a soundwave,
- Swinging through the stars, (Ralphie, Wanda, and Carlos: Yee-ha!)
- Take a left at your intestine,
- Take your second right past Mars
- All:
- On the Magic School Bu-us,
- Little Richard:
- Navigate a nostril (Ralphie: Achoo!)
- All:
- Climb on the Magic School Bus,
- Little Richard:
- Spank a plankton too (Wanda: Take that!)
- All:
- On our Magic School Bus,
- Little Richard
- Raft a river of lava!
- All: On the Magic School Bus,
- Little Richard:
- It's such a fine thing to do! (Kids: Whoa!)
- Little Richard:
- So strap your bones right to the seat
- Come on in and don't be shy (Tim: C'mon!)
- Just to make your day complete,
- You might get baked into a pie!
- All:
- On the Magic School Bu-us
- Little Richard:
- Step inside, it's a wilder ride!
- Come on!
- All:
- Ride on the Magic School Bus!
- (beep-beep-beep-beep)
The Magic School Bus Rides Again
- Fiona Frizzle:
- Seat belts, everyone!
- Arnold:
- Please let this be a normal field trip.
- Dorothy Ann:
- With the Friz?
- Kids:
- No way!
- Arnold: Aww!
- (song begins)
- Lin-Manuel Miranda:
- Cruising on down Main Street, you're relaxed and feeling good
- Kids:
- Oh!
- Lin-Manuel Miranda:
- Next thing that you know, you're seeing...
- Fiona Frizzle:
- (Wahoo!)
- All:
- What? An octopus in the neighborhood?
- Lin-Manuel Miranda:
- Surfing on a soundwave,
- swinging through the stars, (Keesha: Yee-ha!)
- take a left at your intestine,
- take your second right past Mars
- All:
- On the Magic School Bus,
- Lin-Manuel Miranda
- Navigate a nostril (Carlos: Achoo!)
- (kids scream)
- All:
- Climb on the Magic School Bus,
- Lin-Manuel Miranda:
- Spank a plankton too (Jyoti: Take that!)
- All
- On our Magic School Bus,
- Lin-Manuel Miranda::Raft a river of lava
- All
- On the Magic School Bus,
- Lin-Manuel Miranda:
- It's such a fine thing to do! (Kids: Whoa!)
- Lin-Manuel Miranda:
- So strap your bones right to the seat
- Come on in and don't be shy
- Just to make your day complete,
- you might get baked into a pie
- All:
- On the Magic School Bu-us
- Lin-Manuel Miranda:
- Step inside, it's a wilder ride!
- Lin-Manuel Miranda:
- Come on!
- All:
- Ride on the Magic School Bus!
- (beep-beep-beep-beep)