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Act 1[]
Phoebe: Poor Ralphie. He doesn't look very happy cleaning the bus all by himself.
Keesha: It's his turn, Phoebe. Besides, we are always doing things for Ralphie. Like how many times have I clapped erasers for him, or cleaned the hamster cage?
Tim: You know, just yesterday, he asked me to change the water in the goldfish bowl for him, 'cause he was late for soccer practice.
(He gets out of the bus.)
Ralphie: Hey, guys! I have a brilliant idea! What would you say if I built a robot to do our chores?
Carlos: A robot?
Arnold: Cool.
Phoebe: Oh, no.
Keesha: (laughs) I'd say that was the silliest idea you've ever have.
Carlos: Wow! This is incredible!
R.U. Humerus: Look out belooooow! Long time no see, Valerie!
Wanda: They must know each other.
Miss Frizzle: Class, meet Radius Ulna Humerus. Magical mechanic at large.
Carlos: Humerus? As in "upper arm bone"? Or are you "humorous"? As in "really funny"? Haha! I love it!
Class: (annoyed) Carlos!
Act 2[]
Phoebe: Guys, I think he moved.
Class: (cheer)
Ralphie: Hey! Where's he going?
Ralphie: Ms. Frizzle! Look out!
Act 3[]
Ralphie: Ms. Frizzle! Get out of the way!
Ralphie: Hey! I said, "cool it"!
Class: (all screaming)
Class: (screaming)
Keesha: (gasps)
Ralphie: Unless you're a magic school bus, that is.
Class (minus Ralphie): (all cheering)
Producer Says[]
[telephone ringing]